There's nothing as exciting as when a celebrity takes out her Harry Winston earrings and dukes it out with the media.
Raise your hand if you're over commercialized declarations of love. Or don't and talk about something more interesting and pertinent to your life or current state of mind.
Nobody wants an STD. I guess that's why, when it comes to the topic of getting one, or especially the dirty screwed-up sociopaths who give them to people, emotions run high.