I leaned against the counter and took in all that giant schlong until I became aware of the fact that I was seriously aroused in public. Like, people could see me.
May we suggest
Vanessa Brown
in
Fun /
Sometimes I Get To Look At Porn At Work, And It's A Little Weird
Sometimes My Job Requires Me To Look At Porn In Public And It's Kind Of Bizarre
Alison Freer
in
Clothes /
AT LAST, ALL MY CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR SECRETS -- REVEALED!
BAMBOO-U (THE U IS FOR UNDERSHIRTS)
Mandy
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Entertainment /
145 Total Frat Moves. This is a Thing Which We Cannot Now Unsee.
145 Total Frat Moves. Or TFM. This is a Thing Which We Cannot Now Unsee.
Victoria Carter
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It Happened To Me /
It Happened To Me: I Accidentally Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell At Work
It Happened To Me: I Photo-Bombed Will Ferrell On The Set Of The New Anchorman Movie
Fun
Issues
Tell Siri you want to kill yourself, mention specific methods of suicide, or ask about suicide assistance, and Siri will bring up the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline.
Fun
Hey, at least I’m learning.
Issues
What follows is a slightly tidied-up version of my internal monologue upon reading about this in the news.
Issues
The hateful and racist response on YouTube to this Cheerios commercials revealed that a number of bigots still hold deep contempt for interracial relationships.
Issues
To be a disabled child, or a disabled adult who needs supportive care, is to know that your life is literally in the hands of the people you rely on to love and care for you. And those people may well think that murdering you would be doing you a favor.
Issues
To me, “best friend” insinuates that the friendship is some sort of competition and that the prize of winning is owning someone and being owned by someone.
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love
If we want men as a gender to question the beauty standard, shouldn't we be willing to do the same?
Issues
The manager, a fat middle-aged man whose matter-of-fact manner made me uncomfortable copied my ID and gave me a contract to sign. Under my signature I wrote my new stripper name, “Delilah.”
Jane's Phone
What else should we do while our Managing Editor/Mom is out?
Relationships
This isn't about death or tragedy or addiction. It’s about picking up the phone.
Issues
You are what you wear. More specifically -- you are what other people decide you are based on what you wear.
Another TSA Agent Shames Another Woman For Wearing Clothes, Plus My Own Effed-Up Sexist Flying Story
Relationships
Very early on, I developed a motto that still serves me really well: "Don't hold on to a friendship that doesn't want you, but cling like a pit bull to one that does."
Tech
What's my answer? Hell yeah, I do. And, hell yeah, I am.
Sports
The terrorists keep on winning.
Issues
I used to laugh at people huffing and puffing away on machines until the day I realised I was one of them.
Issues
At 21 days old, Joanna Schroeder had severe hip problems requiring hospitalization. Her dad invented and built a device so she could stay home with her family.
It Happened To Me
A couple weeks ago I happened to be standing in the wrong place at the wrong time and the results were… ridiculous.
Healthy
Ultimately I decided that I should stop regarding my mental health as a dirty little secret and just come clean. And so, here I am, writing this article and airing my bipolar disorder to the world.
Issues
The Wedding Industrial Complex is an insidious machine that can creep into all your thoughts and turn even the most well intended bride into a little ‘zilla.
Tech
What else would make my life better? What other inventions need to be produced in order for my life to be as easy and streamlined as possible? I'M GLAD YOU ASKED!
Natalie in
Tech,
selfies,
life improvements,
rollerboots,
being shallow,
first world problems,
hands free,
frozen sweets are the best
Jun 18, 2013 at 2:00pm | 108 comments
Family Drama
According to some new "research," if your dad wasn't around then you probably put yourself into some sexy situations.
Relationships
Am I a huge creeper for wanting to hold my friends' hands all the time?
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love
It's like shooting yourself in the vagina with a ray-gun. In a good way.
Relationships
I used to be so dazzled by words. Not anymore.
Issues
Angela and I look nothing alike. Yet every day, I am approached with a “Hi… Angela right?”, with my desk name tag right in front of them, or “Thanks Ange- I mean Candace, I’m sorry!”, peppered with an awkward giggle.
