I'm never sure if a clown is going to make me die with laughter, or laugh at me while I'm dying...because he stabbed me.
“Football Princess” seemed a fitting moniker, except for the lace dresses which I literally tore off my body. Who was I kidding? I didn’t want to be a princess. I wanted to be a mechanic.
I was told I could get an Apple Pie McFlurry by the internet. I was told I could not get an Apple McFlurry by Diane, my neighborhood McDonald’s cashier.
Bodily autonomy is easy because it means we get to make our own choices. Bodily autonomy is difficult because it means everyone else gets to do the same.