Phoenix Claws don’t grow on trees.
Just Because I’m Single Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Get To Have a Nice Valentine's Meal In A Fancy-Pants Restaurant
The restaurant asked me to pre-order my food because they’re going to be busy. For a brief moment, I felt guilty about using a table that could be taken by an ACTUAL couple. Then I saw they had Cotes De Boeuf on the menu, and that passed.