All you need is two ingredients, a clean glass jar, and access to a refrigerator. If you don't have access to a refrigerator we probably have larger issues to tackle than how to concoct coconut yogurt.
Is the coconut a wonderful, delicious food delivered to us by god himself? Yes. Can coconut oil cure your genital herpes? Probably not.
Please help me find a selection of silk chiffon robes to wear while pretending my built-in-2006 beachside condo is a MAGICAL ANCIENT CASTLE.