"WHAT ARE YOU CRAAAAAZY, LADY! YOUR BABY IS GONNA FREEEEEEZE OUT HERE -- YOU DON'T HAVE A WINDSHIELD PROTECTOR WHAT'SA MATTER WITH YOU, YOU BITCH!"
"You Can Always Try Again" And Other Rude Things People Said When I Told Them I Was Having Another Daughter
Oh man, you have no idea how disappointed we are to have a completely healthy baby girl. Girls are so useless.
My parents seemed to get a lot of their "white lie inspiration" from the book "Struwwelpeter," a nightmarish tome written to scare children into not doing such heinous things as sucking their thumbs.