If I added up the time I spend watching football, researching players, and writing weekly fantasy recaps for my league, it would probably be at least a part-time job.
So, I know I *just* promised not to ask for your advice on really mundane things, but I need your help with this incredibly pressing (not really, except really) issue:
What should I name my fantasy football team?
When coming up with your kickass suggestions, please keep a few things in mind:
1. I'm a San Francisco 49ers fan, but the name doens't *have* to be about the Niners.
2. I like names that are sexual innuendos that also refer to the sport. (For example, my fantasy baseball name is "The Putouts.")
Names I was thinking about include things like:
Covering the Spread (or maybe NOT Covering the Spread is funnier/more sexual?)Penetrate the HoleMaximum Penetration (that was my friend Drew's suggestion. He's hilarious)Something to do with "The Catch," but I dunno what...
Clearly, I need help. (I mean my friend's team is called "Ronnie Lott's Little Finger." That's genius!) Pretty please leave your suggestions in the comments and I promise to use my favorite one. (Which isn't much incentive, I know.)
Also, sorry for putting a picture of my boobs on the Internet.