Dear Men, Here Are 10 Texts You Can Send the Woman in Your Life Right Now to Make Her Day

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If there's one question I hear from guys more than any other it's this: What do women want to hear? What's a sweet thing I can say? How can I magically make a chick fall in love slash think about me all day long slash know how I feel about her?

It doesn't have to be so hard, guys. To quote one of my favorite comedians Chris Rock, "Women need food, water, and compliments." 

But I get it. Not everyone is a writer. Not everyone has time to think of that sweet nothing you can drop in your girl's ear. So I'm here to do the job for you. Text these to your lady right now, and thank me later:

  1. I'm giving you a massage tonight.
  2. Just thinking about how gorgeous you are.
  3. I. Love. You.
  4. I want to kiss you all over.
  5. I'm picking you up after work. The rest of the evening is a surprise.
  6. What I would give to be holding you right now.
  7. You're incredible. In case I haven't told you that lately.
  8. I'm still thinking about how radiant you looked this morning.
  9. You are the sexiest woman I've ever known.
  10. I adore you.

I know you can do better than my list and I want to help all the hapless men out there whose idea of a sexy text is:

"What r u up 2? LOL."

I don't care if you rip my sample texts to shreds, just give me some alternate suggestions because I swear, every guy I talk to tells me he doesn't know how to do this kind of thing. And I feel it's our duty as women to help.

You look so pretty when you comment on xoJane. 

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