My Boyfriend Is Not Fazed by Sexy Food Texts

I took your advice on how to spice up my text life. Results below.

Jun 8, 2011 at 9:02am | Leave a comment

The other day, I wrote about how the majority of electronic communication between my boyfriend and me centers around food, and I asked you for suggestions on better things to text. And reader Alyssa Max, who may be an asshole, wrote this:

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Well, I am a woman of my word. Despite the fact that I developed a full-body blush and basically had to close my eyes and hit send, I did transmit the below.

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Sure Alyssa was probably talking about sexy foods like dripping chocolate and whipped cream, but I had to be me. I expected a response along the lines of "That's weird," or "WTF is this about?" It was 14 long minutes. But instead:

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Didn't skip a beat.