How Do You Take a Cell Phone Picture Of Your Own Butt?

Please drop everything and help me with this super-important issue.

Jul 1, 2011 at 4:02pm | Leave a comment

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Sexting is not just for kids. If cell phones with cameras had been around when I was a teenager, I would have been all over that shizz. Instead, I just had to let boys touch my boobs in real life, which is actually probably better because at least he couldn't send pictures of it to the whole school.

These days I've been known to send a salacious text or two, but my repertoire is pretty much limited to shots of the girls all pressed together so they look crazy big. What if I want to get my derriere in on the action?

It's like trying to lick your own elbow. I can't figure out the magical way to contort to take a clear shot that's not so zoomed in it looks like one of those "Guess the Object" pictures from the back of Highlights Magazine.

And no, that is not a picture of my butt, because if I could take one, I wouldn't need to write this post. Could I get some tips or could one of you come over here and take a cute picture of my butt? [Hurry up and get Emily your tips, cause I can't stand stock photography. ]

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