Everything I'm into, I'm into playing out with consenting adults. But that doesn't mean I haven't encountered my fair share of dickishness in the world of kinky sex.
kinky sex
jailbait
Or do I want to make it stop? Sometimes I wonder.
body dysmorphia
I don’t fulfill all of my pubescent dreams because I am still hung up on what my body looks like when I am having sex.
fetishes
I’ve been photographed in 13 countries and four states, tied up everywhere from stunning church ruins to secret underground dungeons below country mansions and have stomped down catwalks in just about every kind of outfit imaginable.
penis
Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
vaginas
If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
missed connections
I'm sorry I need the love and attention of strangers to fill the emotional void inside me.
casual sex
By "casually dated," I mostly mean "made out with strangers and had sex with some of them."
best friends
3 years (and going) of friendship and helping each other get laid by other people.
gratitude
I know all about the first three. Not so much the fourth.
vaginas
If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
missed connections
I'm sorry I need the love and attention of strangers to fill the emotional void inside me.
casual sex
By "casually dated," I mostly mean "made out with strangers and had sex with some of them."
best friends
3 years (and going) of friendship and helping each other get laid by other people.
gratitude
I know all about the first three. Not so much the fourth.
coke
You know what would happen if I got a bottle of cola I couldn’t open out of a machine? I would try to furtively open it with my teeth.
fwb
Seriously, how hard could it be to find a f*&#-buddy?
tech
As I tried to understand his actions, I went on a rampage against the girl. I just wanted to make her pay.
celebrities
While my peers swooned over the New Kids, I was wondering just how to go about contacting James Caan -- in my pants.
orgasmic meditation
This dude's email did make me laugh out loud. And looking up his profile online, he seems smart and funny (and is very cute). But so young. What do you think?
Should I Meet A Guy Who's 11 Years Younger Than Me And A Self-Proclaimed Orgasmic Meditation Expert?
walk of shame
Everything's in here but your dignity!
Julieanne in
Sex, Sex, Sex ... and Love,
Walk of Shame,
julieanne is a whore,
slut walk,
skankery,
tongue in cheek,
tongue in butts,
sorry everybody i have ever dated and my parents
May 10, 2013 at 3:00pm | 80 comments
hobbies
I am such a sucker for props.
cheating
I’ve been happily married for five years and the sex with my wife is great, I just gave into an impulse.
revenge
One night, as we were “text-fighting,” he texted me with “Lose 10lbs and then talk shit on me.” So I publicly shamed him.
promiscuity
I was UNINVITED from a HuffPost Live segment today where they said my voice was "CRUCIAL" to the conversation after I wrote the following piece.
makeout sessions
I have been feeling lately that if I didn't make out with someone who I was attracted to I was going to die. Happily, I am now on a roll.
gay
Growing up to be a lesbian seemed like something that just didn't happen to regular people, like growing up to be a fairy princess.
