I’ve been photographed in 13 countries and four states, tied up everywhere from stunning church ruins to secret underground dungeons below country mansions and have stomped down catwalks in just about every kind of outfit imaginable.
Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
If a dude wants to tell me my vagina is repulsive, that's awesome, but he should be warned, I have sharp teeth, lock-jaw and passion for angry blow-jobs.
I'm sorry I need the love and attention of strangers to fill the emotional void inside me.
By "casually dated," I mostly mean "made out with strangers and had sex with some of them."