Worst mom in the world - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/worst-mom-in-the-world en Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:21 -0400 <![CDATA[How I, WMITW, Am Coping With A Night Without Dance Moms]]>

Do use this phone space to tell me anything you would like for me to read and I will read it and answer if it is a question.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/no-dance-moms http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/no-dance-moms Jane's Phone Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:21 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[I'm Sorry, Jane, But You Have Competition for Worst Mom in the World]]>

I locked my two-month-old baby in a hot car. Top that!

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/family/im-sorry-jane-you-have-competition-worst-mom-world http://www.xojane.com/family/im-sorry-jane-you-have-competition-worst-mom-world Family Drama Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:00:23 -0400 Somer Sherwood <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In the World: Dance Hair Edition]]>

I will sky-dive naked and do lots of things that may seem nerve-wracking before I will attempt a proper Front Poof Ponytail.

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/jp-worst-mom-world-stage-make-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/jp-worst-mom-world-stage-make-edition Jane's Stuff Tue, 08 May 2012 15:25:01 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Fart-in-Your-Kid's-Face Edition]]>

I can't believe my child was a whole 9 years of age before I'd ever held her down and farted in her face!

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/jp-worst-mom-world-fart-your-kids-face-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/jp-worst-mom-world-fart-your-kids-face-edition Jane's Stuff Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:30:26 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Goodbye Courtney Love's!]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/goodbye-cupcake-house http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/goodbye-cupcake-house Jane's Phone Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:48:40 -0500 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Monopoly Edition]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-monopoly-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-monopoly-edition Jane's Phone Sun, 22 Jan 2012 11:52:00 -0500 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Banana Bread Edition]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/video/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-banana-bread-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/video/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-banana-bread-edition Jane's Phone Sat, 21 Jan 2012 12:05:08 -0500 Jane <![CDATA[Just leave the poor kids alone?]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/video/just-leave-poor-kids-alone http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/video/just-leave-poor-kids-alone Jane's Phone Sat, 14 Jan 2012 13:00:10 -0500 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In the World: I Fight My 9-Year-Old for the Cheesiest Dorito Edition]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/worst-mom-world http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/worst-mom-world Jane's Stuff Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:17:55 -0500 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Drugs and Crime Editon ]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-drugs-and-crime-editon http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-drugs-and-crime-editon Jane's Phone Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:25:15 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: I Let My 8-Year-Old Wear Makeup Edition ]]>

My radio producer tried to make me feel better about it by saying that my daughter probably looks "theatrical"; in reality, the style is more "hooker."

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-i-let-my-8-year-old-wear-makeup-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-i-let-my-8-year-old-wear-makeup-edition Jane's Stuff Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:50:16 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom in the World: Sext Edition]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-sext-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-stuff/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-sext-edition Jane's Stuff Thu, 01 Sep 2011 14:00:17 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Barefoot Edition]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/fwd-jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-barefoot-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/fwd-jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-barefoot-edition Jane's Phone Tue, 21 Jun 2011 14:02:21 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom In The World: Silica Edition]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-silica-edition http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-silica-edition Jane's Phone Thu, 12 May 2011 16:58:43 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Bad Mom Me and Char, Photographed by Michael ]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/bad-mom-me-and-char-photographed-michael http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/bad-mom-me-and-char-photographed-michael Jane's Phone Wed, 16 Mar 2011 22:47:27 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[I'm Not Comfortable In Seatbelts ]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/im-not-comfortable-seatbelts http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/im-not-comfortable-seatbelts Jane's Phone Wed, 08 Sep 2010 15:44:48 -0400 Jane <![CDATA[Jane Pratt, Worst Mom in the World: Sunday Afternoon with the Kids ]]>

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]]> http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-sunday-afternoon-kids http://www.xojane.com/janes-phone/image/jane-pratt-worst-mom-world-sunday-afternoon-kids Jane's Phone Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:45:04 -0400 Jane