They need to stop letting me tag my own entries - xoJane

Are All Honeymoons Secretly Disasters?

Marianne — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:00:15 -0500

I Got A Contraceptive Sponge Got Stuck Inside of Me On My Honeymoon. And more tales from The Most Awkward Ten Days of My Life.

Help! I Need To Buy My First Swimsuit

s.e. smith — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 18:00:15 -0500

I have spent my entire life diving into large and small bodies of water naked as a jaybird and happy as a duck, and that’s the way I always thought it would be.

My Dream Penis Is Pretty Large

Marianne — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:00:15 -0500

I'm not actually sure what any of the penis dreams mean -- I've never put much effort into dream interpretation. Freud would, I'm sure, have a field day, but Freud needed to get out more.