Penises - xoJane

Everyone Got SO Mad At Me For Suggesting Penis-in-Vagina Sex Maybe Doesn't Feel That Great

Emily — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:30:00 -0500

I rarely hear anyone admitting that the actual sensation of p-in-the-v can be kind of meh.

SEXY COSTUMES ARE NOT JUST FOR THE LADIES: A Curated Selection of Penis-Based Halloween Apparel

Lesley — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 14:00:00 -0400

There is so much douchebaggin’ going on in this post, it smells like a vinegar factory. Seriously there is a douchebag in here for real.

More Penis Photos, Please!

Kate Conway — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 12:00:22 -0400

The San Francisco Bay Guardian recently put photographs of two naked men on its Nude Beaches cover. I'd like to see more of that. (NSFW content inside!)

Blah Blah Blah SHIA LABEOUF’S PENIS Blah Blah Blah (NSFW!)

Lesley — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:00:26 -0400

The latest in Sigur Rós short film project stars Shia LaBoeuf....'s genitalia. And that's all anybody seems to think you want to know.

D*%k Psychology: Are You Still Scarred by the First Time You Saw a Penis?

Anonymous — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:00:22 -0400

I call it "Dick Psychology" -- how our initial, childhood interactions with pensies are projected onto every guy we've been with thereafter, whether postive, traumatic or benign.

Halloween: The Most Offensive Time of the Year, PENIS PENIS PENIS Edition

Jess — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:00:08 -0400

Halloween's gone sexy. OK, cool. So that means that when I search for men’s costumes, I should be seeing page after page of fancified underpants, right? HA HA RIGHT.

You Down With UCP? (That's Uncircumcised Penis)

Emily — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:00:11 -0400

You guys, I sort of forgot uncircumcised penises even existed.

Penis-In-The-Sink Washers, Unite!

Jane — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 09:02:13 -0400

If you've washed just your penis in the sink (or know someone who has), please weigh in below. A.k.a., Am I crazy?

Summer's Eve & I are Both 100% Pro-Vagina, But One of Us is More Subtle About It

Rachel_1 — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:02:11 -0400

Well, all day long at school I hear how great Vagina is at this or how wonderful Vagina did that! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! On a Summer's Eve, what other body parts should we be trumpeting?

Dear Men: Please Stop Distributing Cell-Phone Pictures of Your Junk

Lesley — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:02:15 -0400

Think about it, bros: Is antagonizing a lady with your penis the best way to impress your charms upon her?

6 Things I Used to Think About Penises

Elna — Mon, 16 May 2011 15:05:14 -0400

Because I only started having sex a year ago, I've recently come to some new understandings about penises. In fact, I just put together the meaning of the term “one-eyed snake.”