Moisturizer - xoJane http://www.xojane.com/list/moisturizer en Tue, 02 Apr 2013 12:00:00 -0400 <![CDATA[I'm Having A Camera Put Up My Arse: How I'm Making My Butt Pretty In Preparation ]]>

And I can't eat for two days prior! TWO DAYS!!!

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<![CDATA[Steroids Are Making My Skin Dry As F*$K: Lotions To Soothe Old Lady Skin]]>

Every last drop of moisture has been sucked out of my skin. I feel like a withered old cactus.

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<![CDATA[Feet Like a Hobbit? Quick and Easy Beautifying Treats for Your Tootsies.]]>

I spent yesterday attempting to get my feet looking reasonably human again, and despite the fact that they are still podgy, they are now soft, fragrant and looking a whole lot more pleasing to the eye.

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<![CDATA[Gel Moisturizers For People Who Hate Lotion And Can't Stand To Feel, Ugh, "Supple"]]>

I have never found a moisturizer that actually sinks in and lets me live my life without a shiny and sticky face.

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<![CDATA[My Face Is Drier Than A Saltine! Products That Actually Cure Parched Skin]]>

My battle with dry, flaking skin is neverending but these wonder products are saving my LIFE.

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<![CDATA[Look Like a Supermodel In-Flight Even When You’re Convinced You’re Going to Crash: Valium and Gin Optional]]>

Usually my imagination conjures up a narrative a lot like the one on the pilot episode of "Lost," where it’s a bit of a bumpy flight, then BAM! The back rips off and BAM! Half of us are dead. (I’m always in that half.)

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<![CDATA[Don't Call Cazwell a Gay Rapper]]>

Hot Latin guys, commitment issues, coconut oil -- welcome to Cazwell's world.

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