Celebrity - xoJane

My LIfe Was Once Devastated by Infidelity and I Still Don't Believe in Blaming the Other Woman

Emily — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:00:00 -0400

Jezebel recently published the name and photos of the "woman who broke up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore." I don't buy that.

An Open Letter To Lindsay Lohan Because I Have Hope For You And I Want You To Have Hope For You, Too

Mandy — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 10:00:00 -0400

I think you can do it.

Why Won’t Y’all Let Miley Cyrus And Her Haircut Be Great?

India-Jewel — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:30:00 -0400

Dayyyyyyyum! Let the girl live!

The First-Ever xoJane-xoVain Makeunder: Snooki Goes Au Natural and Talks Marriage Plans and Tattoos For Her Future Babies

Mandy — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 09:00:00 -0500

Snooki tells us what post-baby sex is like, why she plans to keep baby Lorenzo off TV, how building her dream house dictates when she'll finally tie the knot, the unexpected celebrity she just got wasted with in New York and whether or not she has any regrets.

Margaret Cho On How To Make Your Dog Look Like A Rock Star

Margaret Cho — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 13:30:00 -0500

Every once in awhile, my dogs will pose for pictures, and if I am very quick about it, then they may allow for an easily put on accessory or even a full costume.

It Happened To Me: I Hooked Up With A Celebrity I Met At AA

Anna David — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 12:30:00 -0500

At one of the red lights, he leaned over to kiss me. I assumed that when you’re as famous and sought-after as he was, that’s just what you did and that any woman who found herself lucky enough to be kissed went along with it.

Fat Girl Interrupted: Lisa Lampanelli Gets (Kind of) Serious About Her Two Addictions: Men and Food

Lisa Lampanelli — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 15:00:00 -0500

The "queen of mean" dishes like she's never done before to xoJane on being an addict. To food and dudes.

Rihanna Doesn't Have To Be A "Strong Black Woman," And Neither Do We

Michelle Marie Charles — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 13:00:00 -0500

We subject ourselves to modern superwomanhood: running ourselves ragged, trying to pay our dues to the women who had to stifle themselves so that we could earn the opportunity to occupy space.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: I'm Mad At Rihanna

Marea Stamper — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 13:00:00 -0500

I’ll cut to the chase. I am a committed, lifelong feminist, women's advocate, and in the interest of full-disclosure, I’ve been hit by an intimate partner, too. But there’s no denying it: I am really, really, really mad at Rihanna.

Our New Columnist Margaret Cho Speaks Out On Why Calling Yourself a Feminist Is More Important Now Than Ever

Margaret Cho — Thu, 08 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500

Feminism debates are blowing up everywhere (including here) of late. So we asked Margaret Cho to kick off her new role as contributor to xoJane by explaining exactly what the label means to her.

Gilbert Gottfried Reveals His Gigantic Schlong and Tells Me How to Get Fired Over Twitter

Mandy — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0400

Gilbert Gottfried knows offensive humor. And boy does he ever know how to get fired.

I Hate it When Celebrities Get Political -- Sometimes

Rebecca — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 15:30:00 -0400

Last Wednesday, Mike Rowe spoke at a Romney campaign event about destigmatizing the blue collar worker. And my world collapsed.

BLASPHEMY BONANZA: It's Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy's Favorite Beauty Products, Bitch!

Cat — Thu, 17 May 2012 11:00:23 -0400

Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy was a party girl and I am a party girl and I know what beauty products she used and here is my dumb outfit and I think my brain is broken bllllarggggg

TMZ Makes Fat Jokes About Bryce Dallas Howard’s Post-Baby Body on Freaking Mother’s Day

Tracie Egan Morrissey of Jezebel — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:30:27 -0400

Ugh.

I Have Hair Dysmorphia

Taylor — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:00:24 -0400

Somewhere along the way, I processed the fact that I won't have a celebrity's body. But what my emotional self has trouble understanding is that her hair is just as unattainable.

Jennifer Hall Is The Weirdest Person I Have Ever Met

Emily — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:00:21 -0400

The "Up All Night" actress only paints spoons, she likes to measure people's noses and she feels "sorry for me" because I use a manual toothbrush. I don't even know what happened in this interview.

The Same Five Questions We Always Ask (PARTY EDITION): Andrew W.K.

Brittany — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 13:00:20 -0400

Heavy metal rocker and motivational speaker (and my musical hero) Andrew W.K. talks about why he kicked himself in the face in pursuit of partying, why he chooses to perceive time as nonlinear, and gushes about how every day he spends with his wife is amazing. Awwww.

How to Break Up With Chris Brown (or Any Celebrity) For Good

Sarah — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:00:15 -0500

I propose that in the future, instead of putting him on the front page of every website every time he throws a chair through a window or spends a day on the beach screaming at seagulls (seriously, WTF?), we turn a blind eye.

It Happened to Me: I Was An "Etsy Celebrity" ... But I Don't Like to Talk About It

Craig Hunter — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 09:00:15 -0500

When people bring up how I was an "Etsy celebrity,” I don’t think of all the appliqued T-shirts and hand knit accessories; I think of blood and booze and speed and depression.

CAT LOVES COURTNEY: My Amazing (and Overwhelming!) First Evening With My Favorite Antihero Rock Star

Cat — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:17:29 -0500

You know that Courtney and Jane are friends -- but how did the rock star treat ME, a total stranger, when I invaded her home for our "Occupy Courtney" project this winter? Read on.