Cat - xoJane

Cats Are Evil And I Hate Them

Jeremy Feist of The Good Men Project — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 11:30:00 -0500

When Jeremy Feist moved in with his partner, he knew he’d have to get used to living with a cat. He just didn’t realize that cats were truly this terrible.

BEAUTY AFTER HOURS: Coffee and Makeup with Cat Marnell

Julie — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:00:28 -0400

Cat meets me at a coffee shop in New York City's East Village last night looking like a punk rock Tinker Bell. She's wearing a black lace leotard, a stretchy self-made miniskirt and tiny white ballet flats -- the ones I tried to talk her out of months ago.

IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT: Cat's Carry-On Is Full of...Weird Cat Stuff. Obviously.

Julie — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:00:24 -0400

I went through Cat's bag and all I found was this lousy bag of blood.

Notes From the Assistant: XXX Revealed, I Cheated and A New Cat

Bryan — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 17:24:07 -0400

A TOTALLY random assortment of things going on since my last post.

THE F*CK ADDERALL DIARIES: Don't Refill Your Prescription, Cat

Julie — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:00:18 -0500

Yesterday Cat threatened to refill her Adderall prescription, and guess what, people? I will NOT let this happen.

Let Us Now Celebrate the Aging Party Girl

Emily V Gordon — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:18 -0500

I didn't hate these girls -- I was obsessed with them, and worse, jealous.

JULIE FINDS IT FOR YOU: Those CRAZY, SEXY, COOL Tights That Cat Wore To Get Her Lips Done

Julie — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:00:09 -0500

PLUS, I've taken over the office radio; I hope you like TLC.

JULIE FINDS IT FOR CAT: New Ballet Flats -- AT LAST!

Julie — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:30:10 -0500

But I still don't approve.

Help! My Cat Is A Bully

s.e. smith — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 17:04:33 -0500

I even have a “dangerous pet warning” on my UPS account, because of the time the driver came up to the porch and Loki attempted to attack him through the crack in the window.