Sari Botton - xoJane

What You Can Learn From Dating A Total Asshole (Or Four, If You’re Me)

Sari Botton — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 13:02:47 -0400

It’s not a habit you’ll want to seriously cultivate, but you can learn a lot from these schmucks.

I Hate Condoms (But Not For The Same Reasons Everyone Else Does)

Sari Botton — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:00:29 -0400

In almost every one of my relationships, at some point a condom showed up where it shouldn’t have.

Hi, I’m Sari And I’m (Seriously) A Chewing Gum Addict

Sari Botton — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:00:23 -0400

I chain chew, going through 18-pack after 18-pack, sometimes two or three in a day, especially when I’m feeling particularly emotional, or writing on deadline. The chain chewing doesn’t feel good, but it has come to feel necessary.

I Couldn’t Stop Clinging To My 9/11 “Fling”

Sari Botton — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:00:23 -0400

Regardless of whether or not a man was relationship material, I had no idea how to keep things light. How did you care for someone only half-heartedly? More vexing, how could you stand someone caring only half-heartedly for you?

With Apologies to Everyone Who Has Ever Bought Me a Gluten-Free Banana Muffin

Sari Botton — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:00:29 -0400

Before you roll your eyes, I am the Real Deal, diagnosed with celiac in 1967 when I was two, not one of those bandwagon types trying to avoid “inflammation” read: *cough* weight gain *cough*.