Lindsey Wahowiak - xoJane

Do This Don’t: Get Your Hair Cut By A Student

Lindsey Wahowiak — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0500

Yes, friends: I think you should let a non-professional cut and style your hair.

The Enneagram Test: This New-Age Hippie Bulls#%t Changed My Life

Lindsey Wahowiak — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0500

I grew up in a house where horoscopes were banned, and nonfiction was the genre of choice. So personality tests, and all the crunchy-hippie-granola-hooey that goes with them? Not up my alley.

I Still Pick at My Face But I KNOW IT'S BAD, So Here Are Some Products That Help

Lindsey Wahowiak — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 14:00:00 -0500

Logically I know that pushing at a blackhead until it erupts is only going to make things worse. And yet!

How To Deal With Wintertime Snot And Dryness So You Don't Have To Break Up With Your Sinuses

Lindsey Wahowiak — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 14:30:00 -0500

Wintertime! In which I vacillate wildly between ridiculous sinus pressure and congestion, and dry, painful nostrils that require near constant itching that I bet is really endearing to my co-workers and handsome dudes on the Metro!

The Year Of Two STDs Or Why My Vagina Has Been On Hiatus

Lindsey Wahowiak — Wed, 02 Jan 2013 14:00:00 -0500

By June, I thought my vagina was in the clear. It was time, I decided, to start dating.

My Super Sh#&$y Life -- I Have Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Lindsey Wahowiak — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 11:00:00 -0500

I don’t remember a time before my “nervous stomach.” I missed countless bus rides to first grade, spent half of my ice skating lessons on the toilet.

I'm the Young Chick In Aqua Aerobics

Lindsey Wahowiak — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 13:00:00 -0500

I don’t know about you, but I have kicks where I really, really want to exercise, and then periods where all I want to do is loaf with my cat. Except on Wednesdays, when I suit up and join the dozen or so moms and grandmoms at my gym for a little something I like to call aqua aerobics.

Today in Butt Problemz: I Have a Hemorrhoid

Lindsey Wahowiak — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 17:00:00 -0500

More than half the American population will develop the “varicose veins of the anus and rectum” at some point in their lives. You, too, will one day likely be the bearer of an itchy, distended piece of flesh poking out of your butthole.

It Happened To Me: I Looked Fat in a Picture and I'm Getting the F*%k Over It

Lindsey Wahowiak — Tue, 08 May 2012 13:00:28 -0400

I thought I could hide what I look like in the offending picture. But here's the dirty secret: THAT IS SOMETIMES WHAT I LOOK LIKE.