Alison Freer - xoJane

AT LAST, ALL MY CELEBRITY UNDERWEAR SECRETS -- REVEALED!

Alison Freer — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Guess what? Famous people love bamboo!

Still Hate Sandals? OK FINE, WEAR BOOTS ALL SUMMER LONG! Here's How To Do It

Alison Freer — Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:00:00 -0400

This marks the merciful end of the poorly planned Shoe Week. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not so sure I enjoyed it all that much either.

Forget Shark Week, It's Shoe Week! Here's How To Keep Your Shoes From Killing Your Feet (And Ruining Your Life)

Alison Freer — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:00:00 -0400

I’ve declared it SHOE WEEK here at xoJane. (But don’t worry, it’s already Thursday -- the whole damn thing is almost over before you even realized it had begun.)

The Best Cute (And Comfortable!) Sandals For Walking Around All Damn Day

Alison Freer — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:00:00 -0400

If you have to walk, you may as well wear something comfortable. We can't all be carried around in a chair by our loyal subjects. ALSO: I hope you like the 1970s and granny-licious style.

I FOUND THE PERFECT SUMMER SHOE! For Only 38 Bucks!

Alison Freer — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 11:30:00 -0400

Or, if you like, pay more. ALSO: KILL ME.

It’s Always Winter Somewhere! (A Very Special Below-The-Equator Edition Of "Ask Alison")

Alison Freer — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 10:00:00 -0400

This one's for all you loyal xoJaners in the Southern Hemisphere!

I ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR

Alison Freer — Fri, 07 Jun 2013 13:00:00 -0400

But it's the greatest underwear there ever was. Warning: There are a lot of bare butts in this post, none of them mine.

TREND REVIVAL: THE (SHAMEFUL?) PLATFORM FLIP-FLOP

Alison Freer — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 17:00:00 -0400

Everything else from the '90s is back. Why not these guys?

You Are Very Special -- So You Totally Need Your Own Private Personal Fragrance, DUH

Alison Freer — Wed, 05 Jun 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Also, your hair looks really pretty today. Is that a new dress? I love you.

"Put A Seahorse On It" Is CLEARLY the New "Put A Bird On It"

Alison Freer — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Things used to have birds on them. Now they have seahorses! Try to keep up.

Your Clothes Are Trying To Kill You: One More Thing To Worry About When It Comes To Fast Fashion

Alison Freer — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Sometimes I pick up a garment in a really cheap clothing store and am bowled over by the horrible “burning tire” smell emanating from it. According to Greenpeace, that smell is caused by straight-up toxic chemicals.

Style Your Hair With Glitter And Other Life Lessons From Liberace

Alison Freer — Thu, 30 May 2013 10:00:00 -0400

This is not a joke.

EYEBALL IN MY MARTINI: Cool Clothes That Look Back At You

Alison Freer — Wed, 29 May 2013 10:30:00 -0400

Here's some creepy eyeball stuff for gorgeous ghoulies. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

DO THIS DON’T: SMELL LIKE A BABY

Alison Freer — Tue, 28 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Also: Do you remember the very first perfume you had that was all your own?

How About That "Top Gun"? Look Like a Badass in These Classic Aviator Shades

Alison Freer — Fri, 24 May 2013 12:00:00 -0400

For less than 50 bucks!

I’m Bringing Dickeys Back! Go Ahead, Laugh All You Want

Alison Freer — Thu, 23 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Huh huh huh huh huh, I said DICK.

What's In A Costume Designer's Kit: THE "TAME YOUR BRA" EDITION

Alison Freer — Wed, 22 May 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Chances are your bra is one of the most unruly articles of clothing you own. Here are some secret tools your favorite costume designer uses to whip those bad bras into shape!

UNLIKELY SUMMER STYLE ICON: WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

Alison Freer — Tue, 21 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

There is nothing I love more than dressing the exact opposite of what the seasons and the fashion mags decree.

I Looked At Every Single Long Torso Swimsuit On The Internet So You Don’t Have To 

Alison Freer — Mon, 20 May 2013 09:00:00 -0400

Is your swimsuit constantly riding up your va-junga and showing the world your ta-tas? MINE, TOO! Put on an extended length swimsuit and GET OVER IT ALREADY.

I HATE ALL MY CLOTHES: How I Fell Victim To Fast Fashion And What I'm Going To Do About It

Alison Freer — Tue, 14 May 2013 10:00:00 -0400

Everything in my closet suddenly seems so cheap, tacky, and not me. Everything is too tight, too short, and made of terrible crappy fabric.