Apps - xoJane

Here Are Some New Apps Designed To Get You Laid

Kate Dries of Jezebel — Thu, 09 May 2013 15:30:00 -0400

Here are some of the latest apps that are getting all the press and changing all the lives.

SF Public Transit Largely Sucks, But You'll Pry My Ticket from my Cold Dead Staph-Hand

Kate Conway — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0400

SF transit is an adventure in the smell of other humans and getting left behind at stations by half-empty buses for no apparent reason. To combat that, lots of innovators have launched alternative-transit apps -- and I kind of hate most of them.

What's Really Going On With TweetDeck

s.e. smith — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 17:00:00 -0500

We all have different things that we want from our Twitter apps, but we seem universally united in our hatred of the actual web Twitter, which, let’s face it, sucks giant donkey balls.

HOW TO: Achieve Complete Perfection Through Apps

Chloë — Wed, 23 Jan 2013 17:00:00 -0500

Every time I go to the app store, I find a new app dedicated that suggests reaching our goals and living the dream can be taught easily with to-do lists and technology. I tried some of the free ones to find out.

I Spent Thanksgiving Watching the "Boyfriend Maker" App on My iPhone Turn Into A Creepy Dude

Maura Johnston — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 10:00:00 -0500

Despite disclaimers and threats of criminal prosecution, SimSimi is clearly not preventing the more salacious messages from passing through its learning curve.

I Am Now Officially In Love With Tyra Banks Because Her Smizing App is Dope and She's Building an Empire, Oprah-Style

Mandy — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 17:48:00 -0500

Do I think about Tyra Banks every time I take a picture? Um, duh. Now her brand new app, released today, helps you smize all official-like. Smize-tacular!

My Bikini Pictures Are Not For Your Penis

Kate Conway — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:00:00 -0500

A new app called Badabing allows users to automatically find all their Facebook friends' "sexy pictures." Can I get a collective UGH?

I'm Lost Without My Period App

Stephanie Kaloi — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 14:00:00 -0400

I downloaded the app under the guise that it would inform me about the workings of my body and I'd know even more about myself. Instead, I'm even more disconnected.

Should My Kid Buy My Affection with Chores?

Somer Sherwood — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 16:30:00 -0400

Or should I just keep handing him twenty dollar bills?

A Beginner's Guide to Meditation

Liz — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:02:15 -0400

Which kind is for you? How do you know it's working? What if you hate it? What if your leg itches in the middle of it?

DO NOT WANT: Mini Gay Boyfriends for the iPhone

Emily — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 15:02:15 -0400

With the tagline, "What you've always wanted -- a gay boyfriend that fits in your pocket," this represents everything I hate.

Though I Would Be Excellent, No, I Will Not Be Your Cloud Girlfriend

Natalie P — Thu, 19 May 2011 13:02:15 -0400

Dissecting the thoughtful web startup that helps its users pursue the loftier goals in life, like getting women to write nice things on their Facebook walls.