This Week's Horoscopes 24-30 September 2012

Is your diary looking full this week? You might have to choose between getting your work done and getting your rocks off...
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Is your diary looking full this week? You might have to choose between getting your work done and getting your rocks off...

Me on an astro time travel-stint casting horoscopes in Napoleonic battle fields

Me on an astro time travel-stint casting horoscopes in Napoleonic battle fields

AriesHeavenly rays fall on the Relationship ZoneIt’s someone else’s turn to be in the spotlight, I’m afraid. Resist the temptation to push them away because of it – you’ll need their help later in the week.

TaurusThe Sex Planets can’t get enough action...Traditionally this time of year will find you wrapping up with a hot water bottle, trying to fend off a cold. No such luck – you’re getting the mother of all booty calls this week. Make sure you go for it – even if your immune system has something to say about it later.

GeminiThe House of Romance gets hecticYou hardly need any encouragement in this area, but this is definitely the week to take a gamble on love – it’ll definitely pay off. What might be unexpected, however, is a friend’s reaction…

CancerThe Full Moon reveals an ambitious outcomeYou may not be living with your family anymore, but that doesn’t mean they don’t still have the ability to push your buttons when they want to. In contrast, you’ll get to prove what a grownup you are once and for all at work.

LeoThe Love Goddess is super demandingYou should be focusing on your next move, but instead you find yourself rather erm, distracted by your latest love interest. They’ve got a total one track mind, which is definitely not a bad thing…

VirgoRisqué Jupiter insists you let go It’s personal admin time!You’re even surprising yourself with how efficient you’re being, so now’s a good time to get housekeeping sorted at work as well. There’s fun to be had, but get everything off your shit list first…

LibraAll Hail! The Sun shines on Queen LibraYou’re very good at listening to and understanding other people’s points of view, but now’s the time to insist that other people listen to yours. You WILL piss people off, but it’s unavoidable, so there’s no point worrying about it…

ScorpioMars and Venus are hell-bent on living it upYou’re meant to be kicking back and taking it easy this week. Some change – apart from anything else your libido is working on overtime. In fact have you got a mahoosive work crush? This might be the time to make your feelings known…

SagittariusThe Sun and Uranus create social mayhemSometimes you get more out of life when you keep quiet and listen to what others have to say, and this is certainly one of those weeks. Your love life might have a bit of a shocker though, so be prepared for a bolt from the blue.

CapricornSolar Power charges up the Career ZoneThis week the focus is on all of the things you’ve done well, so lap up the adulation. Be prepared for someone close to you to start acting totally kerazy though…

AquariusRadical ideas are pinpointed by the SunThis is the time to plan ahead and get some big adventures in the pipeline. You’ll have your own unique (read: mental) way of getting your plans in action, which not everyone else will understand, but work for you.

PiscesThe Mind Planet mingles with your favourite dream merchantsYou’re quite the fantasist at the best of times, and this week your imagination is working overdrive. Just don’t forget that the rest of the world is still going on while you’re playing out your own little fantasy!