My approach to fashion and beauty is shaped by the fact I am stingy and lazy and I hate spending a lot of money, so I will endeavour to find you stuff that does the job and won't cost the earth.
fashion
hello
I'm here to take all your ideas and pretend they're my own...
gwen stefani
How do I adapt my style into something that feels more appropriate for my thirties without losing the essence of the look that I spent my teens and twenties figuring out? Using Gwen as an example, I might have the answer.
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I'll have none of your dogs and cats, or your budgies or guinea pigs -- frankly, they can all fuck off as long as bunnies are around.
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I'm a 29-year-old female. I eat mainly vegan and eat lots of organic veggies. I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke, I have never done drugs. I've been diagnosed with Ehlers Danlos Syndrome, PCOS, life threatening allergies and -- for my last birthday -- I got a busted thyroid.
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When everyone else is busy, it’s all too easy to make lazy onesie-focused decisions because you’ve forgotten that going to the pub, having a proper nice lunch or going to see a film alone is even an option.
stripes
The Breton is a sort of visual shorthand for classic Parisian style, clean and chic in its graphic simplicity.
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My quest for that Holy Grail concealer will likely never end, here are some wild and wacky treatments I have been trying of late.
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"When my mum sees this she’s not going to cook me any more vegetarian meals," I admitted, quaveringly. "And quite right, too," snapped the slightly scary boss lady that I sat next to.
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A little part of me fills up with glee when I see the increase in male grooming products. Then I think, "OH NO MEN! Not you too! We can't BOTH be the physically insecure sex."
rebecca holman
This is definitely the best thing to come out of the UK since that Hovis advert about sliced bread.
hobbies
I swear, this is related to fashion.
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Somewhere in my parent's house there's probably a dusty banner emblazoned with the words "Happy Coming Out Day!"
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Everything you ever wanted to know about poker, casinos, betting on horses and, erm, bingo but were afraid to ask
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"Who’s God?" she asked. And I had no idea whatsoever how to answer her.
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He made me feel small and helpless, and 15 years later, I still shake with terror at the thought of feeling like that again.
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My first thought was that I was going to be plagued by growths for the rest of my life. My lovely, textbook vagina would no doubt soon be riddled with fat, ugly warts, spreading beyond control.
disability
I don't have the guts to approach a guy when there are able-bodied women around, let alone actually flirt with him.
