Like, where is this penis? Wearing a little Hawaiian shirt and laying out on the beach? Wtf does "penis vacation" even mean?
penis
vacation
Featuring a 4am cheese pie action shot.
pregnancy
At 29 weeks pregnant, the only thing more exciting than getting 5 uninterrupted hours of sleep was my upcoming trip to Hawaii.
gratitude
Sometimes it takes a baking sheet sent to you by mermaids to remind you how good you have it.
costa rica
I wouldn't be me if I couldn't feel some anxiety about having fun. In this case, I'm feeling a little weird about leaving work for a week.
wedding
I’m trying to accept my fate: While I love participating in and attending my best friends’ weddings, I just can’t afford it.
addiction
I was mostly just completely, utterly wigged out about not being online for a week. I am that sad.
los angeles
Los Angeles, I'm yours.
childhood
Some folks go to church to renew their faith in the inherent good of the world, and to gather the strength to carry on. I go to the Magic Kingdom.
