nose hair
Every time I trim my nose hair, I get a cold. So I'm not going to do that anymore. Related: what lipstick shade do you think works best with extraordinarily long facial hair?
bad '90s style
I want eyebrows that are more "Groucho Marx" than "Marlene Dietrich."
beauty products to bring to the hospital
bearded ladies
I'm a mammal. Deal with it.