Raise your hand if you've never, ever worn a pair of stockings in your life.
Don’t get me wrong, schoolgirl style is cute too, but sometimes it’s nice to look like a sexy grownup with warm legs.

Jan 30, 2014 at 12:00pm | 217 comments

This terrible event calls for a quick roundup of the very warmest tights on earth -- for ladies of ALL shapes and sizes, up to a 5X!
plus sizes
I'm utterly obsessed with tights from October through April. Now you can benefit by my fixation.

Sep 20, 2012 at 1:30pm | 206 comments

Here are some toasty warm dresses I’m considering purchasing for fall, plus my very favorite black tights.
fake garters
If you know what's good for you, you'll add these to your wardrobe, STAT.

Aug 15, 2012 at 1:30pm | 113 comments

body issues
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I hooked up with a guy while wearing a fake butt?
PLUS, I've taken over the office radio; I hope you like TLC.
You've got some cold-ass feet, lady. Here's what to cover 'em with.