Heavy metal rocker and motivational speaker (and my musical hero) Andrew W.K. talks about why he kicked himself in the face in pursuit of partying, why he chooses to perceive time as nonlinear, and gushes about how every day he spends with his wife is amazing. Awwww.
"Portlandia" star and former Sleater-Kinney member Carrie Brownstein is willing to become a pill-popper with a purse full of garbage to better answer the same 5 questions. But she will not fight the elderly.