'Cause sometimes you want to adorn yourself, prison style.
tattoos
tattoos
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?
tattoos
Tattoo shops can be intimidating places. Even as a grown adult, there's a part of me who still assumes everyone who works there is like rilly rilly cool and making fun of me behind my back.
celeb tattoos
Plus, applying temporary tats is so therapeutic I did my whole forearm.
finger-tats
Plus, the story of my impulse ink -- the world's tiniest tattoo -- so hidden it barely qualifies.
snooki
Snooki tells us what post-baby sex is like, why she plans to keep baby Lorenzo off TV, how building her dream house dictates when she'll finally tie the knot, the unexpected celebrity she just got wasted with in New York and whether or not she has any regrets.
rape
I had no real context or knowledge of what happened in a legal or social sense. I just knew I had a fresh, healing tattoo, and that I hated the person who gave it to me.
fun
They frighten me, and the idea of touching one makes me queasy.
body acceptance
"I do not show my upper arms in public," she confided. "The three-quarter sleeve is my jam." At the time, I felt kind of bad, thinking that she should be happy with her body. And this has remained my policy... for everyone but myself.
bad tattoos
It’s ink. In your skin. Until you die.
bridezillas
A few people I know have balked at the idea of me covering up my tattoos for a wedding. But this is my sister - my one and only - and likely the last time I'll ever do bridesmaid duties for anyone.
tattoos
People have come up to me over the years and asked me questions about James Bond, thinking I’m some Bond connoisseur, and know loads about it -- but it was a dare at the time when I got it done -- and I did win that dare.
tattoos
Getting a matching tattoo with Sydney felt like a completely reasonable commitment.
cool parents
Kids, don't let that stranger at a party tattoo you with a dirty safety pin and some India ink.
jewish beauty
Also, can we talk about my second Bat Mitzvah?
being awesome
Sorry Mom and potential future children!
cam newton
Or Victoria's Secret made me shave my legs, is that cool with anybody?
cyborg lincoln
Nerdy tattoos make me think I should fly my dork flag a little higher. Do you think I have the guts for a giant backpiece of all eleven Doctors fighting the Knights Who Say Ni?
ads
Baby, he was born this way.
language
Everyone's got a story. Mine just happens to have been written by somebody else.
footnoting
My use of footnotes appears to have sparked quite a rebellion amongst the commentariat, which seems to be evenly split on whether they are excellent or an offense against nature. As a natural response, I got a tattoo.
breast tattoos
Here is how the thought process for today's article unfolded: I don't know what to write about. I could always write about boobs. But what about boobs?
