shoppables
If you have to walk, you may as well wear something comfortable. We can't all be carried around in a chair by our loyal subjects. ALSO: I hope you like the 1970s and granny-licious style.
hostessing
Also, can we come up with something new to call them so it doesn’t sound like I’m going over to Donna Reed’s house?
sweating
Have you ever wrung out a sweat-soaked bra over a sink? HAVE I GOT THE POST FOR YOU.
in

Jun 25, 2013 at 3:00pm | 214 comments

books
The only person I care about bringing to the beach is Jennifer Weiner.
in

Jul 17, 2013 at 12:30pm | 212 comments

xofood
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: If your sensibilities were at all offended by Pizza Hut’s Crazy Cheese Crust Taste Explosion, turn back now. This is way more upsetting than that.
work clothes
It's so hot I can barely function but I still have to make a dollar, you know?
unshaven legs
I walked out of the house totally embarrassed until I realized nobody gave a shit.
in

Jun 3, 2013 at 10:30am | 157 comments

shoppables
This marks the merciful end of the poorly planned Shoe Week. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not so sure I enjoyed it all that much either.
seasonal affective disorder
Do I have some kind of reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder?
summer
I really just wanted an excuse to make a little butt collage.
summer
I’ve had my nipple piercing for almost two years now and I am hankering for a change. The world of nipple rings is expanding as we speak and I want to try them all.
hats
sun
I do many, many stupid things - like once putting an entire cupcake in the dryer****. But wearing expired sunscreen shouldn't be one of them.
shoppables
Or, if you like, pay more. ALSO: KILL ME.
in

Jun 11, 2013 at 11:30am | 112 comments

razors
Join me in the shower while I try out some razors.
in

Jul 2, 2012 at 12:00pm | 109 comments

flip-flops
Are you into fecal matter? Sprained ankles? Comfort? Then slip on a pair of flip-flops.
1960s
Lilly Pulitzer was a wealthy socialite in 1960s Palm Beach when she started making dresses both to relieve boredom and to solve a problem: Her good clothes were always getting ruined by fruit juice stains.
lipstick
Every few seasons, somebody remembers that there is such a thing as orange lipstick and all the magazines start trumpeting the "new orange lip trend."
in

Jun 17, 2014 at 9:00am | 103 comments

black
Keep your Hawaiian print away from me, thx.
in

May 24, 2013 at 2:30pm | 98 comments

outfit of the week
As we head into Labour Day Weekend, I want to know what you're wearing.
summer
weekend report