sugar
Every now and then I go on a sugar binge that leaves me feeling a bit ashamed of myself. A few years ago, because I am stubborn, I decided to temporarily give it up. Screw you sugar, you don't own me.
farts
I can't believe my child was a whole 9 years of age before I'd ever held her down and farted in her face!
bedhead
The best beauty products that smell like delicious cake!
detox
I got Dan-ished. And stupid Jane taped it.
detox
Nothing like harboring a teenage runaway to make you really want a pastry.