spooky stuff
Some people use the Internet for porn, I use it to fall down the rabbit hole of creepy stuff.

May 1, 2013 at 12:00pm | 235 comments

I think the real reason I love Halloween is because of the proliferation of crazy faux-spooky things that go on sale. Skulls? Bats? Things that go bump in the night? Yes, please! I always feel the need to fill my home with these things immediately, if not sooner.
-The Lycanthrope: Don't shave your legs for like three weeks. If Your Man complains, bite him. (Also good for non-Halloween.)
Obsessed with Halloween? Why not adorn your body with its relics all year long?