showering
25% of French people don't bathe every day and I'm totally okay with that.
showering is hard
It has been well established on this site, and in, you know, reality, that being an adolescent kid gargles the gnarliest of donkey balls.
bath products
I firmly believe people can be neatly categorised into certain camps – despite their protestations. You are a cat person or a dog person (being one doesn’t preclude liking the other, but you have to pick a favourite), and you either do baths or showers.
body lotion
After my showers back in college, my big, nasty frat house bathroom would smell like a giant candy cane, which all the idiots I lived with seemed to love, and so did I.
clean
I’m a shower-wall beater (and possibly other things) when the stuff is good, I fully admit that.