sexy
I became a model at age 34 and a size 8. Sure, it helped boost my confidence, but that doesn't mean I appreciate your unsolicited feedback about my body if I'm not at work.
in

Feb 23, 2014 at 11:00am | 311 comments

reading
These images of cisgendered, scantily-clad females reclining salaciously with books with quotes touting ownership do very little to promote reading and much more to bolster sexism and classism.
in

Jun 10, 2013 at 1:00pm | 296 comments

halloween
What CAN'T we make "sexy" at this point? I am really curious. Sexy Bladder Infection? Sexy Whale? Sexy Space Telescope?
in

Oct 7, 2013 at 3:00pm | 256 comments

okcupid
I very specifically took full body photos of me on my not-most-awesome day, rather than choose more flattering photos. I embraced underpromise and overdeliver -- I was petrified of trying to deceive anyone.
halloween
I know where I stand (SKANK SUPREME), do you?
in

Oct 22, 2013 at 12:30pm | 197 comments

beards
I once dreamt that Common, the greatest bearded man currently walking the earth, declared his love for me armed with a Chanel handbag. I distinctively remember wanting to touch his beard before I grabbed the bag
in

Jul 2, 2013 at 3:30pm | 157 comments

beyonce
Beauty alliteration gone wild! (Jane is gonna kill me.)
in

Mar 14, 2012 at 2:00pm | 139 comments

sexy
Gastronomic voyeurism may seem like a “strange new fad/fetish” but, uh, have you ever heard of the Food Network?
shoes
I know that Mariah Carey swears by using the Stairmaster while in heels, and then there’s Posh Spice who straight up seems to do things with greater ease while standing atop spikes so spiky they make my ankles weep sympathy pains
in

Jan 3, 2013 at 12:30pm | 117 comments

reading
A well-read person can can woo via Oscar Wilde, heat up the foreplay with Neruda, and then seal the deal with Anais Nin.
in

May 17, 2014 at 3:17pm | 114 comments

shoes
1) I live in an igloo. 2) Clogs are way hot, kittens.
plastic
I left all that boring stuff up to my sartorially dexterous boyfriend while I watched endless X-Files reruns and barked out orders from the couch. GENDER ROLE REVERSALS IN THIS HOUSE, Y’ALL.
in

Jan 25, 2013 at 1:30pm | 80 comments

boys
Wanting to bone a guy I’ve seen trick or treating? That was a bit too pervy even for me.
in

Mar 12, 2013 at 5:00pm | 66 comments

hair
If you love sexy hairstylists and hand-crafted, custom organic hair products, grab a corn cob pipe and get out a jug. I've got some top-secret hair hooch to share.
fashion
What Emily McCombs wants, Emily McCombs gets! And she wants to dress like everyone's favorite housewife.
bachelorette party
Hi Julie! I just recently bought a vintage body-con leather mini and I need help styling it!!
yoga
Kundalini energy is conceptualized as a coiled serpent at the base of the spine that, when released, travels up your Chakras, leading to a transcendent experience. New agey and ouroborous-related? Sold!
tying a tie
I’m telling you, as far as rom-com tropes go, the necktie-tying thing is up there along with Meet-Cutes and full-heart confessions in the driving rain.
in

Mar 6, 2013 at 10:30am | 28 comments

being comfortable in front of the camera