ihtm
He was married, I didn't know, it caused a lot of problems
scammers
Vile people and the semi-naive 20-somethings-trying-to-make-something-of-themselves who believe their lies.
craigslist
Do not allow my utter dumbassness to have been in vain. Learn from my mistakes so that your future Craigslist endeavors can be a little less dramatic and a lot more cost-effective.
chakra
Nicole was told her heart chakra was "burnt out like a light bulb."