fat
This is the part where a bunch of dudes hate me for laughing at their non-bonered penises.
in

May 2, 2013 at 12:00pm | 343 comments

rape
The Onion has a message of hope for these poor despondent rapists -- life can still go on after you rape someone, guys!
in

Mar 18, 2013 at 12:30pm | 156 comments

jezebel
These tips work, trust me.
in

Jan 31, 2014 at 11:30am | 113 comments

comedy
“GCB” is poking fun at upper middle class evangelical Christian culture in Texas, but I think it’s doing so in a fun and self-aware way.
don't this do
Somewhere, somebody is being wrong on the Internet. Here’s how (not) to handle it like a pro.
school
This Deluxe Classroom Lockdown Kit has everything your child needs to stay warm, cozy and entertained while a deranged lunatic roams the halls of their school.
facebook
Now Facebook is that annoying guy who overexplains the joke.
beauty culture
An AMAZING new product promises to ERASE all your so-called imperfections! The only catch? It's fake.