fat
This is the part where a bunch of dudes hate me for laughing at their non-bonered penises.
in

May 2, 2013 at 12:00pm | 343 comments

rape
The Onion has a message of hope for these poor despondent rapists -- life can still go on after you rape someone, guys!
in

Mar 18, 2013 at 12:30pm | 156 comments

jezebel
These tips work, trust me.
in

Jan 31, 2014 at 11:30am | 113 comments

comedy
“GCB” is poking fun at upper middle class evangelical Christian culture in Texas, but I think it’s doing so in a fun and self-aware way.
don't this do
Somewhere, somebody is being wrong on the Internet. Here’s how (not) to handle it like a pro.
school
This Deluxe Classroom Lockdown Kit has everything your child needs to stay warm, cozy and entertained while a deranged lunatic roams the halls of their school.
beauty culture
An AMAZING new product promises to ERASE all your so-called imperfections! The only catch? It's fake.