We’d already discussed the engagement ring issue and I’d made it clear there was absolutely no way I was going to make myself suffer a metal noose on my finger for all eternity. No big deal, right?
I don't need the symbol of our union to double as a symbol for status.
Wait, it's actually made of resin. And I'm a fashion FAILURE.
the frisky
I would like to state for the record here that I believe engagement stories are never that interesting to anyone other than your parents and maybe your very best friend.
If you need a little nudge to stop Instagramming photos of your dinner, here it is.
do this don't
My necklaces enter the room ahead of me, rings flash with light when I point to things, bracelets announce my movements like wearing a wreath of bells at the holidays.
Nail art is cool and all but you've gotta add to the hand-party mix with as many rings as you can possibly tolerate!
beaded jewelry
Because what other kind of jewelry are you going to wear in the summer? Gold and silver??? (Yeah, actually, me too.)
Plus! Why you shouldn't take for granted the Miami magnet your aunt brought you from vacation.
Because everyone loves a two-for-the-price-of-one deal!