college
I'm writing them out now in hopes that it'll save a couple of you from the trial and hideous adult error that we've all gone through.
Anna Latimer in

Nov 16, 2012 at 3:30pm | 38 comments

regrets
Recently, Huggies (the diaper company) asked 2,000 parents about their biggest parenting regrets. What it found was that parents regret a lot of shit, man.
dancing in public
Sometimes it's a problem. Like when I smell a clove cigarette on the street and I have to restrain myself from chasing down the smoker to bum one, like a cancer-seeking Pepé Le Pew.