The coolest, most confident women I know, the ones who get up in arms about slutty Halloween costumes and binders full of women, very often don’t even feel comfortable enough to poop at work.
poop
poop
I feel like she must know she smells, because she also wears a ton of perfume. It doesn’t mask her poop smell at all, it just mixes with the poop smell to create a disgusting poopourri smell that literally makes me feel ill.
first period
Do you remember Kotex Personals Protective Panties? If you don't, that's okay, because I'm pretty sure that my mom was the only person who bought them.
bathroom talk
I'll never joke about anal sex again.
Daisy in
Healthy,
bathroom talk,
colonic,
i'll try anything once,
let's never talk of this again,
mortified,
poop
Jun 11, 2012 at 1:00pm | 171 comments
in a relationship
If they can't handle a bit of bathroom humor, then we probably aren't a good match anyway. I'm pretty disgusting.
how not to be a dick
I don't have a ton of control over what my body does, but you have 100% control over being a shitty, judgmental human being.
cervix
The joy and the wonder of having new life growing inside of you, the fierce bond you develop with your fetus and the supposedly hot fetish sex. I pretty much hated every moment of it.
household drama
Really, what good is the Internet if you can’t tell people that sewage is bubbling up into your shower?
litter
The plastic bag poking out of my pocket is just for show, okay! I'm way too lazy to scoop poop.
