At five foot three, 120 pounds, I know I am height-weight proportionate. I am of sound mind. I work out. I do not have an eating disorder.
plastic surgery
breasts
Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)
plastic surgery
Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.
adele
I visited a plastic surgeon's office. It didn't end well.
being a good friend
When a friend started talking about getting a nose job, I felt like a hypocrite. Despite all my championing of choices, I wanted to talk her out of it.
boob job
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by bestplasticsurgeryguide.com suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."
body acceptance
Have I ever told you guys about that time I got married? PLUS: JETPACKS!
gross pictures
(Warning: Extremely Disgusting, Terribly Graphic Pictures Included)
feet
I don't wear flip-flops in mixed company for a reason.
plastic surgery
For just $100 and a train ride to W. 159th street in Harlem to see the woman who was plumping lips out of her apartment, I could permanently get the lips of my dreams.
labiaplasty
Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.
man boobs
Gynecomastia, more commonly known as "man boobs," is the source of embarrassment and awkwardness for a lot of dudes. My little brother got surgery to fix his when he was 15.
cheekbones
Plus, why I won't make fun of Lindsay Lohan's "frozen face."
beauty
We love comments just as much as we love pizza!
bellybuttons
Press releases from plastic surgeons always make me think about the deepest shallow things!
body image
I stick a needle in the eye of "mommy makeovers" and sew my way to a new body.
addiction
I feel like a whole bunch of readers are about to start hating me, but what can you do. Oh, and also, this post is mad somber. Read on.
it happened to me
Because apparently there are no roles for actresses who are "too Jewish-looking" (nevermind that I'm Italian).
botox
"DO YOU HAVE “RUNNER’S FACE?” RUNNER’S [sic] BEWARE: DOES CROSSING THE FINISH LINE ACCELERATE YOUR FACE LINES?"
dr. anne chapas
Yes, I got my lips done! No, it didn't hurt that badly. Yes, I walked out looking like a sexy baby. Read on!
