plastic surgery
“Can you run out to CVS for me? I need an X-Acto knife, a roll of gauze and a bottle of Suave conditioner.”
plastic surgery
At five foot three, 120 pounds, I know I am height-weight proportionate. I am of sound mind. I work out. I do not have an eating disorder.
breasts
Now what’s beef? Beef is when a bitch’s titties looking like they sleep. –Trina (One of her illest lyrics!)
plastic surgery
A noted Beverly Hills surgeon admits he gave his now-wife a 'Wonder Woman' makeover before asking her to marry him -- on their first date. (Also, uggghhh to body-shaming partners.)
plastic surgery
Silicone DDs in the same body with a brain that produces legitimate, well-reasoned criticisms of the patriarchy is kind of a hard sell, and I get it.
plastic surgery
Piercing my nose at 30 to cure my insecurities -- good idea, or awful? YOU DECIDE!
adele
I visited a plastic surgeon's office. It didn't end well.
in

Apr 19, 2012 at 9:00am | 229 comments

being a good friend
When a friend started talking about getting a nose job, I felt like a hypocrite. Despite all my championing of choices, I wanted to talk her out of it.
botox
Before the age of 21, I’d tried all of the lip fillers, lasers and peels along with my regular three-month dose of Botox and brow lift.
botox
boob job
I received an email yesterday about "a very sad study" by bestplasticsurgeryguide.com suggesting that "women feel more confident in bed after undergoing breast enlargements."
in

May 31, 2012 at 2:00pm | 101 comments

body acceptance
Have I ever told you guys about that time I got married? PLUS: JETPACKS!
plastic surgery
gross pictures
(Warning: Extremely Disgusting, Terribly Graphic Pictures Included)
feet
I don't wear flip-flops in mixed company for a reason.
in

Oct 29, 2012 at 9:00am | 94 comments

plastic surgery
For just $100 and a train ride to W. 159th street in Harlem to see the woman who was plumping lips out of her apartment, I could permanently get the lips of my dreams.
labiaplasty
Ever since I was 11 or 12, my labia have been, how shall we put it, enormous. Monstrous. Excessive.
moms
I want you to know that today, when I looked in the mirror, I saw cheeks that could use a little more collagen and a nose that could use a little more height and a chin that could probably be shaved down a little.
man boobs
Gynecomastia, more commonly known as "man boobs," is the source of embarrassment and awkwardness for a lot of dudes. My little brother got surgery to fix his when he was 15.
cheekbones
Plus, why I won't make fun of Lindsay Lohan's "frozen face."
in

Mar 5, 2012 at 12:00pm | 25 comments

beauty
We love comments just as much as we love pizza!
in

Mar 10, 2012 at 12:00pm | 4 comments

bellybuttons
Press releases from plastic surgeons always make me think about the deepest shallow things!