pets
My dad is fond of saying “Not all pet owners are crazy, but all crazy people have pets.” Truer words never spoken.
dogs
I've owned my rescued pit bull Samsung (Sam, if you're nasty!) for less than a week, but, man, oh, man, is there a lot to learn. Help?
Mandy in

Dec 6, 2012 at 3:00pm | 367 comments

cats
Every morning, at 4:30 am, like clockwork, my stupid effing cat starts mrowling and screeching like a banshee.
Emily in

Feb 15, 2012 at 12:48pm | 287 comments

cats
FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS, you guys.
Lesley in

Apr 16, 2012 at 12:00pm | 274 comments

cats
While I hope everyone seriously considers adopting their next pet from a shelter, no one talks about how difficult it can be to raise a shelter pet or a pet that is the product of an abusive previous home life.
Rebecca in

Dec 11, 2012 at 9:00am | 243 comments

diets
Just a few weeks ago, I had a conversation with my partner in which I'd announced that I had decided that I was going to accept my body at this larger size if it meant that I could just live my life eating normally and he was fucking elated. Now I'm all like, "Uh, nevermindsies."
Emily in

Dec 4, 2012 at 12:00pm | 233 comments

cats
You have your baby, and I have mine.
Louise Hung in

Apr 24, 2013 at 10:00am | 223 comments

cats
He doesn’t adore me, unconditionally or otherwise, but that hasn’t stopped me from developing feelings for him. Feelings I’ve never felt for a cat before.
cat acceptance
I have spent the past several days giving food to a cat that doesn’t want it, and on the scale of difficulty, this ranks somewhere between assembling a different IKEA desk once every hour or so all day long, and performing brain surgery on yourself.
pets
Once she ran across my entire apartment to claw my mother-in-law’s hand for no reason.
Mallory Sadler in

Jan 10, 2013 at 3:30pm | 129 comments

dogs
I am cursed now with a cockblock dog whom I love dearly and would never take out of my life, which, needless to say, makes dating guys difficult.
cats
Just so you know, this entire article is just an excuse to post gratuitous pictures of my cat wearing clothes.
Kristen Dunleavy in

Mar 5, 2013 at 10:30am | 127 comments

murder
I was in my apartment when I heard screaming and gunshots coming from somewhere in my building.
Amanda Lauren in

Jan 31, 2013 at 1:00pm | 115 comments

cat acceptance
Having been a person who was once publicly eviscerated in comment threads for having a giant cat, I like it when cats and owners get the chance to set the record straight.
Lesley in

May 1, 2012 at 9:30am | 111 comments

pets
I can reduce myself to tears simply by imagining any combination of my pets past or present bravely traversing the wilderness searching for me out of loyalty, love and devotion.
Louise Hung in

Jan 9, 2013 at 11:00am | 107 comments

babies
24 hours after we got the baby, I realized I had yet to feed/think about/look at/or talk to the previous vortex of our household's love and attention.
pets
I don't live beyond my means, but my cats do.
Louise Hung in

Mar 29, 2013 at 2:30pm | 107 comments

pets
I'm going to get all Crazy Cat Lady on your ass for a moment so just be cool.
Louise Hung in

Dec 12, 2012 at 4:00pm | 93 comments

xojane uk
I'll have none of your dogs and cats, or your budgies or guinea pigs -- frankly, they can all fuck off as long as bunnies are around.
Kirsty in

Jan 17, 2013 at 4:30pm | 91 comments

animal death
My dead cat is more popular than cancer, but he deserves it.
adoption
When it’s been emotionally or financially taxing, I’ve still felt nothing but extraordinarily fortunate to share my home with such wonderful friends.
pets
How does one keep the pet stank out of the house, anyway?