You have your baby, and I have mine.
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I don't live beyond my means, but my cats do.
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Plants that won't hurt your pet -- for maximum drama and minimal poison.
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Mar 14, 2013 at 10:30am | 48 comments
pets
I’ve had people tell me that eating raw chicken makes their dog really happy, but you know what else makes them really happy? Eating used sanitary pads.
cats
Just so you know, this entire article is just an excuse to post gratuitous pictures of my cat wearing clothes.
cats
Once I realized the extent of John's cat-mandom, I was in full swoon.
dogs
Behold, it's a 60-lb pitbull wandering around the offices of xoJane, inspiring beautiful Madeline to talk like a damned baby.
pets
My dad is fond of saying “Not all pet owners are crazy, but all crazy people have pets.” Truer words never spoken.
dogs
From now on, all men must pass Chance's sniff test --and the results have been resoundingly spot on.
murder
I was in my apartment when I heard screaming and gunshots coming from somewhere in my building.
animals
My daydreams of taking Fiona home gradually faded away, but my memories of the animal shelter stuck with me.
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I'll have none of your dogs and cats, or your budgies or guinea pigs -- frankly, they can all fuck off as long as bunnies are around.
pets
Once she ran across my entire apartment to claw my mother-in-law’s hand for no reason.
pets
I can reduce myself to tears simply by imagining any combination of my pets past or present bravely traversing the wilderness searching for me out of loyalty, love and devotion.
cats
He doesn’t adore me, unconditionally or otherwise, but that hasn’t stopped me from developing feelings for him. Feelings I’ve never felt for a cat before.
pets
How does one keep the pet stank out of the house, anyway?
pets
I'm going to get all Crazy Cat Lady on your ass for a moment so just be cool.
cats
While I hope everyone seriously considers adopting their next pet from a shelter, no one talks about how difficult it can be to raise a shelter pet or a pet that is the product of an abusive previous home life.
dogs
I've owned my rescued pit bull Samsung (Sam, if you're nasty!) for less than a week, but, man, oh, man, is there a lot to learn. Help?
diets
Just a few weeks ago, I had a conversation with my partner in which I'd announced that I had decided that I was going to accept my body at this larger size if it meant that I could just live my life eating normally and he was fucking elated. Now I'm all like, "Uh, nevermindsies."
cats
I do not cry into their fur at night about my single-woman status. I do not dress them up in bonnets.
dogs
I am cursed now with a cockblock dog whom I love dearly and would never take out of my life, which, needless to say, makes dating guys difficult.
