The food was always great and the C-list celebrities were always creepy.

May 30, 2014 at 9:00am | 343 comments

We had to do a lot of it ourselves, but in the end, there was no doubt that the wedding was ours -- customized to the last detail.
ihtm contest
I have compassion now for the brown-haired girl who spent that night going from frying pan to fire to bigger fire.
I won't eat pizza slices with toppings other than plain cheese because I think that the vegetables could harbor more pathogens than plain cheese pizza. I know. It's kind of bonkers.

Aug 17, 2012 at 3:00pm | 141 comments

I love my birthday because it combines two of my greatest pleasures in life -- dessert and attention.
I'm not saying there's some happy ending here. But it's sweet, in small little ways, tthe way things turn around sometimes.
What would my life look like if I left all the decisions I would normally make on my own up to the affirmative, negative, or non-committal roll of the icosahedral die?

Apr 26, 2012 at 9:00am | 50 comments

I know how to banter at a party -- I just don't know how to make a break for it.
To be fair to much-younger me, there was no Young Democrats club.
adventures in overconfidence
Despite the fact that I lack some of the necessary skills needed to make stuff by the book -- specifically reading comprehension, patience, and respect for authority -- I'm forever diving head first into a DIY project.
You know, when someone says “I've got a surprise for you,” and then makes you wait several hours/days/weeks to receive it.

Aug 29, 2013 at 10:00am | 19 comments

art basel miami
Confused? Me too. It was THAT sort of trip. Luckily, there was plenty of swag to go around.

Dec 6, 2011 at 10:00am | 0 comments

clothing swap
Just kidding about the second part.
If you're going to force me to remove my shoes when I come over, there are a few things I want in return.