shoppables
I'll never have enough beauty products! Here are a few that I'm craving RIGHT. THIS. SECOND.
color
I asked the xoJane editors to tell me how they choose their nail polish. Plus, one lucky reader will win the whole lot!
nails
Why my manicure (or lack thereof) is none of your business.
nail polish
Since gin is in my blood I will forgive it for the times that it has induced me to write out the lyrics of the Dawson’s Creek theme in ill-advised messages to men. And now, with this manicure, you too will have something to admire when your thumbs drink and dial.
nail polish
I just want mannequin hands. Trust me on this, okay?
make-up
Don't even think this is about "Twilight." I'm talking vintage, femme fatale, B-movie vampire diva!
nail polish
Last fall, Chanel brought the chameleon color to the table. This fall, everyone else wants a piece! Almost every major cosmetics label has busted out their own version of chameleon color and I. AM. SO. EXCITED.
shoppables
Yes, I am hugging a uterus.
cute nails
I will be blunt: I wouldn't recommend fingering your girlfriend or yourself with this manicure. External body play only.
being a femme is hard effing work
I tried to get Ed to demo this in a sort of Edward Tinfoilhands moment, but he declined. Alas.
floss gloss
LISTEN UP because I’m about to introduce you to a nail polish company that will make you cooler than everyone else just by putting it on. Not exaggerating.
nail polish
There are a lot of f-words in this post.
aging
Crayola nail polish? I'll pass.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
The first time I polished my nails, I just kind of flailed away at it, like an octopus playing the drums. Except with nail polish. It was a mess.
mariannicures
I love kits and complicated stuff. But chalkboard nails do not even need any of that.
nails
Seriously, I'm just showing you nail polish colors.
fitness
Just when you thought I couldn't get any nerdier, here I come to BLOW your MIND.
british stuff
Something chemical happens. It’s like a Jekyll and Hyde transformation. I turn into Sephora’s bitch.
collecting
I own four and a half linear feet of blue nail polish. That’s taller than my friend’s seven-year-old daughter.
desert island lists
If you were stuck on a desert island, what's the only bottle of nail polish you'd want to have with you? I know what mine would be.
i spend way too much time looking at my nails
Believe me, it's just as weird for me to be advocating for neutral polishes and restrained glamor as it is for you to be reading these words from me. But I have layers! Like a parfait.
fashion
None of this stuff is at all related in any way, but it sure is cool.