bad mothers
Some years, I've spent the day crying on the couch, watching bad cable and eating takeout Chinese food.
mother's day
Who are these demure souls wielding garden gnomes and keepsake boxes while raising America’s youth?
mother's day
I called my mom to read this before we published it, and she said, "Are you sure the story isn't called 'How Not To Be a Dick to Your Mom?'" God, I love her.

May 9, 2013 at 3:00pm | 82 comments

mother's day
I recognize that it’s ridiculous of me to demand that something be planned in my honor, while at the same time insisting that I shouldn’t be the one to plan it.
anna jarvis
Feeling bummed and/or guilty about Mother’s Day? This will make it worse.
greeting cards
Help me choose my mom's Mother's Day card because if she hates it I can just blame you all.

May 9, 2012 at 1:32pm | 48 comments

It's not even the Martha Stewart cookie-baking app.