vanity

My First Resolution: Be More VAIN

There's nothing wrong with a bit of vanity, y'all.
in
Beauty, vanity, self-esteem, ladies aren't here to look pretty for you, it's okay if people want to look pretty, vain

Dec 20, 2012 at 3:00pm | 396 comments

i am a crochety curmudgeon

Shut Up, Smile Baby Guy

Smile baby guy thinks he’s sergeant of the mood police, and it’s his job to keep things ship-shape and Bristol fashion.
in
Issues, I am a crochety curmudgeon, i hate your face too, ladies aren't here to look pretty for you, smile baby, smiling

Feb 15, 2012 at 10:00am | 143 comments

femininity

Republicans are Prettier than Democrats, and Other Lies Your Subconscious Tells You

Apparently our subconsciouses have never seen Michelle Obama dance with Beyonce is all I'm saying.
in
Issues, femininity, ladies aren't here to look pretty for you, politics, throwing shade at ann coulter

Oct 11, 2012 at 12:00pm | 69 comments