dating
I’m trying to figure out why I’ve been alone this long, because I’m kind of sick of it. (And everyone at xoJane is sick of hearing about it.)
ableism
I am TOTALLY trying to make "elevator shaming" happen, you guys. This is going to be the next big shameful thing.
bikini
Thin people aren't immune to feeling fat.
health
As you might know, I am fat. I also deserve health care.
eating
One piece of red velvet cake is 14 points. See you at dinner, real food!
periods
I have menstruating on the brain, friends!
coconut oil
Is the coconut a wonderful, delicious food delivered to us by god himself? Yes. Can coconut oil cure your genital herpes? Probably not.
crazy diets
I'll be right back, I just need to finish my breakfast, which is apparently a donut the size of an SUV. I FEEL SO UNDERSTOOD.
healthy
Friends, I have drunk the green Kool-Aid. No, not Ecto-Cooler. That's good, too, though.
health
This post may or may not include opiates, a butthole, and a butter knife.
circulation
My hands and feet, like my heart, are ice cold.
fat
Also, underweight people have higher mortality rates than severely obese people. Astonished yet?
cooking
I have FIVE different kinds of blenders, and a juicer. I have a tofu press, a slow cooker, and a rice cooker.
seasonal affective disorder
I want to crawl into a hole for the winter and emerge looking pretty just in time for spring.
books
OMG! It's another fad diet!
sleep
These study findings are really just confirming the obvious, but they’re also highlighting a growing social problem; a lot of adults are using electronic devices because they need to, and their ill health is the tradeoff they must make in order to stay employed and stay competitive with people in their field.
health
Vaginismus -- or, as I like to call it, “lady zip” -- is no joke, but you know what it IS? Really bloody common and really bloody treatable.
good skin
Or The Green Beautifier, as I like to call it.
exercise
Lady who uses "run" as a noun, I want to be you.
cold tootsies
Maybe I'll just stay in Florida forever. Maybe I'll move south -- there's still plenty of state left below Orlando!
health
I don't always snore, I'm told, but when I do, I sound like I'm trying to dislodge a sock from my deep within my lungs over AM radio.
algae
"If it's just preventative (like cancer prevention), then I'm not as interested."