damn hipsters get off my lawn
I will probably judge you for wearing a band shirt you bought at Urban Outfitters.
existential crisis
My husband says characterizing myself in this way is uncharitable, but what looks like "caring" to him is more properly recognized as my overwhelming need to fix things that are broken, quickly, quietly, seamlessly, so no one can tell anything was ever wrong.
existential crisis
About once a week, I go through a complete existential panic about where I am living.