colonoscopy
And I can't eat for two days prior! TWO DAYS!!!
exfoliation
I've figured out two steps you can do before and after showering for the softest skin possible.
asses
Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass -- STOP! Now make that motherfucker hammertime! (Shout out to the homie Big Sean for that gem!)