dudes
"You are even more delicious than the foam in my Guinness" and other valid reasons for calling it quits.
anti-women
I mean, this IS the most important thing to me, so, obvi, I know what I'm talking about. Also: Roxy surfer chicks try to actually surf. And it pisses a few guys off. SHOCKING!
good guys
Why is it that so many “good guys” act like adult babies, and not in a fetish sense?
dating
Dudes! They're the best.
1970s
I will never have hair as voluminous and curly as Marc Bolan's, but I can try.
bros
I'm the opposite of those girls who say, "I don't get along with women," or "I hate girls, they're too catty." My friends are almost exclusively female and it's been this way since the beginning of time.
bill hicks
The second time, you were a little more confident, a little more adventurous, and a lot more capable of processing your surroundings and committing them to memory.
creeps
I had a full fledged Overreaction to an email from a stranger. Here's the uplifting note he wrote me back
bros
In other news, water is wet, astronauts are attractive, and Carrie Underwood is the perfect post-breakup singer-songwriter to sing at one's baffled hallmates from a dorm room floor.
dudes
I may kind of hate Pinterest, but that doesn't mean we need a "dude equivalent." Particularly when it just features photos of scotch tumblers and animals holding Bowie knives.
49ers
Sadly, as a female who’s been watching NFL games in bars since the 90s, I have a lot of experience dealing with men who can’t fathom that a girl knows her football.