refinery29
Unless you work at a company dedicated to the crushing of dreams and suppression of fun, you probably have an office holiday party coming up this month. You've already got your outfit picked out, but what about your behavior?
halloween
Hi, I'm the woman who lives on the first floor. And you're probably acquainted with my dog who was barking bloody murder.
in

Oct 30, 2013 at 3:00pm | 255 comments

drunk
Everybody's favorite TV shrink sparked a mini-uproar after asking his Twitter followers whether it's OK to have sex with a drunk girl (collective answer: NO).
drunk
Borat came out seven years ago, but it was apparently fresh in the mind of the drunk jerk who, without warning, reenacted the Pamela Anderson kidnap-attempt scene on me at a bar.
girls gone wild
I was 18, it was Mardi Gras, and I'd never heard of Joe Francis, a man with the moral constitution of a bowel movement.
it happened to us
Which xoJaner got drunk on vanilla extract? Which one sat on a couch downing SKYY and cranberry juice while watching "Titanic"? Who ended up with a shorn head? CLICK TO FIND OUT!
bad haircuts
Staring my reflection, I saw that there was a large, rectangular bald spot on the left side of my enormous head. Awesome.
grape juice
I swapped out wine for grape juice with disastrous (OK, just surprising) results.
in

Mar 14, 2013 at 12:30pm | 67 comments

your 20s
On Christmas morning, I drank one too many mimosas and it was not merry.
in

Dec 27, 2012 at 11:30am | 86 comments

drunk
Plus, Madeline and I are speaking bad Franglais today; deal with it.